A Conversation About the Making of Friends With Benefits

“I’ve got it.”

“Got what?”

“I’ve figured out how to distract the audience from the fact we’re basically stealing a Seinfeld episode.”

“Oh? How?”

“We make fun of Seinfeld! We call it fake New York, touristy bullshit.”

“That could work. But what about all of those touristy bullshit New York scenes we have?”

“No, don’t you see? It’ll be defused by the fact that we’ve called out touristy New York bullshit and made fun of it.”

“Genius! But I’m a little worried that our pussy eating jokes aren’t as funny as Seinfeld’s were.”